Last week, on my way home from work, I looked down for a split second and didn't notice everyone slam on their brakes in front of me. I jumped on my brakes but tapped the car in front of me. I followed them into a nearby parking lot to take care of it. When I stepped out of my car, I thought they looked a little uneasy. I asked them if they were okay, apologized and asked them to look at their car to see if I caused any damage. I couldn't figure out why they were acting so weird, I thought I was being nice and cooperative. They took a very quick look and mumbled, "It looks fine". Almost without a word, they jumped back in the car and drove off. It took me a minute, but I finally realized why they were so nervous. During the last month I had been growing a beard as part of a mustache competition with my co-workers. That morning was the "revealing" and I had carved out one of the most disgusting mustaches I have ever seen. All worth it. Not only did I win the competition but it may have saved me from a ticket by scaring the poor couple I ran into.
P.S. If anyone else tries to write AC/DC around their lighting bolt side burns, make sure you don't do it in a mirror. I tried and it was written backwards on my face.

